The Man in Brown

I was shipped across the country is a very hot UPS truck. On the truck next to a 20 lb. box of pepperidge farm sausage and cheese logs. I didn’t pack my knife from cockfighting so I was unable to punch a hold my box and steal some cheese. Oh how much I love cheese. I was very glad when this smiling driving brought me to my new home.

The man in brown delivered!

It’s Hard to Breathe in a COCOon

I was wrapped up pretty tightly in a COCOon of bubble wrap and peanuts.

Asian Baby & a signed poster from Mike Mitchell

Fun with the Cats!

We’ve saved the packaging because it’s a great way to torment cats. As always, don’t try this at home!

Speaking of cats, I’ve taught this cat 2 of my favorite things: hiccuping and farting. Enjoy.